an equation for an au pair

begin by taking one happy family,



a mommy and a daddy



and their two beautiful daughters.



add a voyage to the vancouver airport



and subtract one daughter (sending her across the oceans)



but add one country (with windmills!)



a country of flat-ness, and canals.



add a wee charge, codename s.



and his daddy and mommy



and the living dynamic is complete!





toss in a house,



a school,



an ergotherapier,



and a logopediecentrum,



then multiply by n crazy busstop antics.





next, take x wacky car rides



plus x wrestling matches



divide by y spoiled photo ops



and you have z funny-face contests.





add together christmas presents



and a tree, of course



a few (or more than a few) appelflappen



and a nice cleaner, codename r.,



a lot of art attacks



plus s. in a box



girl days with n.



and her homemade tiramisu



subtract for frost but no snow



but multiply by 100 for the best drink ever invented.





add it all together, and round up by a patented fishface.